Burnage of the dog.
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Burnage of the dog.
My family got back from Wal-Mart just an hour ago to get school supplies and I got a corndog in the deli, okay? So it starts to rain and I had to warm up the corndog in the oven when we got home until my mom told me it was done. (It was in one of those little brown paper baggies...) But when she told me it was done, I reached in to get it but the paper bag burned me. You know those glowing metal wires in the bottom that help heat up the stuff?.....I kind of dropped it on that and it made a sizziling noise so I quickly got it up again, getting burned in the process and drop it on the counter. There were burning embers on it so I tried blowning it out (Not one of my best ideas, I admit...) but then this big flame burst into life and burned a hole through the bag until my mom killed it. The sad thing was, even though it burned my corndog, it still wasn't hot enough to eat.
So I had an egg roll and potato salad until the corndog was done. 
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FeorgeTheSpiffingOne- Posts: 84
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Re: Burnage of the dog.
it was stupid to blow on a flame! you made it bigger while all the while i was laughing in the background. lolololoolololl
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Re: Burnage of the dog.
That wasn't funny! I almost burned down the friggin' kitchen! It scared the heck out of me! The flame was way too big for just blowing on it. That paper is REALLY flamable. 
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Re: Burnage of the dog.
seriously...
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Re: Burnage of the dog.
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Re: Burnage of the dog.
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FeorgeTheSpiffingOne- Posts: 84
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Re: Burnage of the dog.
yeah.
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